Blue computer graphics woman

with smooth cat nose, you are

purer, more in touch with nature,

and actually quite a bit taller than I--

and although you've discovered

that your soul mate is really just a

small, physically challenged white guy

gasping for air in a mobile home,

you've decided to stick with him.

I'd taken you for one of those shallow

pantheistic utopian cartoon giantesses,

but now I see that I was way off.