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For Ben Affleck's Daughter

Your father is so hot. I'm serious.

The highly publicized photo of him

Wearing a Red Sox ball cap--wow.

The stubble! That bisexual grin!

He's been with Gwyneth.

Then came "Bennifer"

With a pink rock

The size of Plymouth.

Now a different Jennifer

And you, little Violet,

Cursed forever to explain

Who your famous daddy is,

What it's been like

Growing up this way,

But hey:

I would like Ben Affleck to read me bedtime stories.

I hope he takes time to read you bedtime stories.