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Let me ask you something, Shonda.
How did you get so good on organ?
"I practiced a lot when we lived in Oregon.
"I mainly played a lilting rondo.
So let me ask you something else;
would you join me for wine and sturgeon?
"I'll join you if we don't use knives.
"My other husband was a surgeon.
I understand. One of my wives
trafficked cocaine in money belts,
and I never wore one thereafter.
I know it's a little bit different.
"Well, whatever pays the rent
"is what I say. In the hereafter
"such things won't matter, Bill, will they?
"Let's bladeless dine on fish and wine.
In heaven it will all be fine.
Here we still practice chivalry.