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Let me ask you something, Shonda.

How did you get so good on organ?

"I practiced a lot when we lived in Oregon.

"I mainly played a lilting rondo.

So let me ask you something else;

would you join me for wine and sturgeon?

"I'll join you if we don't use knives.

"My other husband was a surgeon.

I understand. One of my wives

trafficked cocaine in money belts,

and I never wore one thereafter.

I know it's a little bit different.

"Well, whatever pays the rent

"is what I say. In the hereafter

"such things won't matter, Bill, will they?

"Let's bladeless dine on fish and wine.

In heaven it will all be fine.

Here we still practice chivalry.