+ Smartest Creatures
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Birds should be quiet.
Birds should pray.
Dolphins have no idea what they're talking about.
Dolphins don't sleep.
Birds run their fingers through their hair as they talk.
Birds run into windows.
Dolphins ought to shut up.
Dolphins are smooth like bottles.
Birds underappreciate sympathy.
Birds would love to go swimming with you on Sunday.
Dolphins feel pain as they think about the past.
Dolphins go everywhere naked.
Birds assume they own the world.
Birds, in fact, are middle class.
Dolphins win you over with unexpected comments.
Dolphins strive for peace.
Birds consume whatever people give them.
Birds die dissatisfied.